Mandela is enjoying a hearty breakfast -
bacon, eggs, coffee,croissan ts, toast, butter,
jam, etc. when Obama, chewing gum, sits
next to him and starts a conversation:
Obama: "You South Africans eat the whole
bread?"
jam, etc. when Obama, chewing gum, sits
next to him and starts a conversation:
Obama: "You South Africans eat the whole
bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."
Obama (blowing bubble with his gum): "We
don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle,
re-bake them into croissants and sell them to
South Africa."
Obama (blowing bubble with his gum): "We
don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside.
The crusts we collect in a container, recycle,
re-bake them into croissants and sell them to
South Africa."
Mandela: "Oh Really?"
Obama: "Do you eat jam with the bread?"
Mandela: "Of course."
Obama (chuckling and crackling his gum
between his teeth): "We don't. In the States
we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the
peels, seeds and left over's into containers,
recycle them into jam and sell it to South
Africa ."
between his teeth): "We don't. In the States
we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, put all the
peels, seeds and left over's into containers,
recycle them into jam and sell it to South
Africa ."
Mandela: "Do you Be Intimate in America?"
Obama: "Of course we do."
Mandela: "And what do you do with the
condoms?"
condoms?"
Obama: "Throw them away of course."
Mandela: "We don't. We pack them into
containers, recycle them, melt them down into
chewing gum and sell it to America." Smile
containers, recycle them, melt them down into
chewing gum and sell it to America." Smile
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