TGIF TIPS ON MONEY, ALCOHOL AND SEX

Yea, i know its friday and some people cant wait to partay. lol, as for me, cant wait to get out of this chelsea jersey, have a warm shower and crash on my coooll beautiful bed! Before i do all that, i would want to caution you on tonight's madness.
Y'all want to go blank tonight on alcohol, be careful doing that, first before leaving your crib, make sure everything is in place, from your car keys to your money spending to your clubbing aftermath, sex!
 As for car keys huh, i would want you to make a decision on whether to get a driver or drink wisely tonight. A three-hour fun shouldnt lead you to your grave, so you better get a driver if you know you not good at drinking or drink wisely. As for drinking, you might wanna switch to RED WINE jheez i hate red wine(sour eww) but its lovely tho.Its not gonna kill but make you stronger. You know what they say about red wine and the heart-Lowers your cholestrol, protect your heart, control blood sugar,boost your brain,fight off a cold,stop cancer,get slim,jazz up occasion. Try it tonight instead of the regular white wine and harsh i mean very harsh spirits.Drink enough water too.
Hmmm, Money.... spend wisely, friends might just wana :eh lets have a drink together,lemme call lizzy, kate and kendall up,it wd b fun"  meanwhile,they are not the ones sponsoring,lol, its d truth, just be careful on spending and dont spend to impress and as for those going home with streetwalkers, God save your soul.
Errrm sex, I know yall know watsup, protect yourselves no matter how drunk yall r. You will not like going to the hospital after tonight so use your brains okay? wishing yll a lovely weekend, no party for me :(