Wednesday, 31 July 2013

There is divine milk in my penis- Pastor speaks

News from ladun
Reports say Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, a Brazilian Evangelical Pastor, was arrested for deceiving his congregation into having performing oral sex on him in the name of God.

He said his penis was blessed and that “the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the ”Holy Spirit” and, of course, he had to release it in order to “evangelize”.
One of the victims said, “He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that’s why he would do what he did. Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and ask us to have oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation”.

The pastor is already in jail, but said he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.

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