Saturday, 11 January 2014
OMG! Did you hear about the grass eating church,RESULTS!!
According to the 21-year-old Unisa law student, she had been battling a sore throat for more than a year.
She claims it was healed after Daniel “turned me into a sheep and instructed me to eat grass”.
Another member, 27-year-old Doreen Kgatle who suffered a stroke two years ago said:
“I could not walk but soon after eating the grass, as the pastor had ordered, I started gaining strength and an hour later I could walk again.
Reports from Souh Africa say it’s cos of these ‘miracles’ that people from all walks of life, including teachers, nurses and accountants, whose luxury German sedans adorn the church’s parking lot keep getting attracted to Pastor Lesego Daniel’s church.
These people visit in thousands to buy pastor Daniel’s “Miracle” bumper stickers, little bottles of “anointing oil” which the pastor says possess special powers.
If you do not have cash, you can swipe your bank card.
When Pastor Daniel speaks in tongues, his followers go into a trance, mumbling words in a strange language.
Jesus should just come already, this world is too much for us...